enough posting about your blorbos. we need to talk about the reality rift
“wearing all pink to the barbie movie” “wearing full suits to the minion movie” the children yearn for themed parties
i have a lot of feelings about pigeons ok
No you cannot fix your entire life at 2am. Go to bed.
You can fix some of it though! By going to bed.
I put a smell on you
cats when they headbutt you
“why are you wearing a cloak at the bowling alley” it’s my bowling cloak you fucking casual
how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player
you have to listen to loud music . it scares the evil creatures from your head
lovesickness
kill them with kindness? wrong, eldritch blast
anyone else feeling the Effects lately. due to all the Things
Sitting on the arm of the throne combing the kings hair “my liege you should kill that guy for fun”
You can’t separate them they have two boxes of kids to raise…
4ggravate then vs now
I’ll miss these idiots so much 🥲❤️
